World of Nerf

If this world were made of Nerf
I could jump all over the place.
I could jump out a window on my second floor
And land without a scratch.
If this world were made of Nerf
I could kick a Nerf tree
And not scratch my toes.
I could run barefoot all over and not worry
That my feet are going to get torn up.
If this world were made of Nerf
The ground would be orange.
Would that change the color of the sky?
We could use wet wipes to clean dirty spots
In our yard.
If this world were made of Nerf
I'd have to fill a swimming pool
With jello and bounce in off the top
Of my house.
If this world were made of Nerf
Kids would play outdoors
Much more.
If this world were made of Nerf
The dude who invented it
Would be the president.
I love Nerf.